BLATANT PARODIES
The not so abridged movie scripts.
The Mummy
The Mummy Returns
Phantom of the Opera (1998)
Return of the King [WIP, Last Updated: 4-18-04]
MICROWAVEABLE POPTARTS
The sparknotes version.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Phantom of the Opera (2004)
Sweeney Todd
Troy
Van Helsing
X-Men the Last Stand