FICTION
Bitter Botanist [Completed]
A stilted lover writes obscene poems in an attempt to break up others.
Build Your Own Drabble [Archive, Last Updated: 10-23-06]
Short and sweet story requests from some very imaginative friends.
Request your own drabble.
Eternity Smears Death as a Storm of Luscious Drool Blood Spray [Completed]
Mary Sue Challenge/parody on fan fiction. In which Kyma-Sue makes InuYasha fall inexplicably in love with her. Much thanks to Kate and magnetic poetry for the uber-angsty title.
Mary Sue: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual [Completed]
A how to care guide for that every pesky plot device. Based off the format of the wildly successful Owner’s Guide Series by Theresa Green.
Middle-earth: A Christmas Carol [WIP, Last Updated: 3-13-05]
Can Melkor help Sauron get in the Christmas spirit before it’s too late?
Is it even necessary?
Musical Sequels (AKA: Why Cassie Shouldn’t Write for Broadway)
[Archive, Last Updated: 10-23-06]
Now featuring: RENT II (Tax Season) and Cats II (The Roadkill Years)
The Retraction [Completed]
It’s best to admit when your wrong, especially when it’s so pleasurable.
Z.Day! [Completed]
When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
NON-FICTION
A Very Merry Chrismukkah [Completed]
A cynic’s success at reconciling Christmas and Chanukah.
More Than Memories [Completed]
Some nonfiction-esque ramblings about my father.
